fast forward to the future, 5 years after retirement snoring in my recliner so loud I wake myself up. My grandson says, grandpa you were talking in your sleep, why were you saying "go around flaps nine positive rate gear up heading low bank"?
It always feels good to come clean...Hey guys I want to admit something. One time I sent an ACARS message to dispatch because the mini carrots in my crew meal were past expiration date. I stopped short of a logbook entry. Whew. That feels good to get off my chest.