If you SMOKE... your breath smells like A$$

TheTruth · 05-27-2008, 02:07 PM

Please,

For the love of god, if you put that tar crap in your mouth and burn it between walkarounds and before the van, and after the van, and before we get the keys, and every other **** time, buy some goddam gum, or mints or altoids.

Oh, and if you simply forgot, accept a mint EVERY time someone offers it. Just because you don't feel like a mint, doesn't mean you shouldn't have one.

If you're old enough to sit in the cockpit, you should already be conscious of the fact that smokers breath smells like ***-tar.

on autopilot · 05-27-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTruth

Please,

For the love of god, if you put that tar crap in your mouth and burn it between walkarounds and before the van, and after the van, and before we get the keys, and every other **** time, buy some goddam gum, or mints or altoids.

Oh, and if you simply forgot, accept a mint EVERY time someone offers it. Just because you don't feel like a mint, doesn't mean you shouldn't have one.

If you're old enough to sit in the cockpit, you should already be conscious of the fact that smokers breath smells like ***-tar.

There's a joke in here somewhere, Somebody breath smellin like BOOTAY!!!

gonzorox · 05-27-2008, 03:31 PM

Slow news day on the pipe....

yawnnnnn... i don't smoke and I couldn't care less.

flyboy120 · 05-27-2008, 03:34 PM

I've never been a smoker, but I have always wondered: When you finish a cigarette, why do you throw it out the window and not put it in the ashtray? Really, I don't know!

Jason

stranger with candy · 05-27-2008, 03:37 PM

If you fart... your a$$ smells like a$$... so stick a roll of mentos up there after you do it please, cuz it stinks and I don't want to smell it. wah wah

Whirlpool · 05-27-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stranger with candy

If you fart... your a$$ smells like a$$... so stick a roll of mentos up there after you do it please, cuz it stinks and I don't want to smell it. wah wah

When you fart, it smells of cum and gerbils.

Chad Thomas · 05-27-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTruth

Please,

For the love of god, if you put that tar crap in your mouth and burn it between walkarounds and before the van, and after the van, and before we get the keys, and every other **** time, buy some goddam gum, or mints or altoids.

Oh, and if you simply forgot, accept a mint EVERY time someone offers it. Just because you don't feel like a mint, doesn't mean you shouldn't have one.

If you're old enough to sit in the cockpit, you should already be conscious of the fact that smokers breath smells like ***-tar.

Given your holier than thou attitude, I think I'm going to start smoking, just to piss you off....:twisted:

BTAblackops · 05-27-2008, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTruth

Please,

For the love of god, if you put that tar crap in your mouth and burn it between walkarounds and before the van, and after the van, and before we get the keys, and every other **** time, buy some goddam gum, or mints or altoids.

Oh, and if you simply forgot, accept a mint EVERY time someone offers it. Just because you don't feel like a mint, doesn't mean you shouldn't have one.

If you're old enough to sit in the cockpit, you should already be conscious of the fact that smokers breath smells like ***-tar.

You deserve a spit cup thats filled to the brim to be left in your seat

mckpickle · 05-27-2008, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyboy120

I've never been a smoker, but I have always wondered: When you finish a cigarette, why do you throw it out the window and not put it in the ashtray? Really, I don't know!

Jason

Cuz the **** ashtrays in the plane are always gummed up with soda and coffee! Duh!

gonzorox · 05-27-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckpickle

Cuz the **** ashtrays in the plane are always gummed up with soda and coffee! Duh!

PERFECT!
...