If you SMOKE... your breath smells like A$$ - Page 2

nixon · 05-27-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad Thomas

Given your holier than thou attitude, I think I'm going to start smoking, just to piss you off....:twisted:

Thank you - probably some overweight, borderline [fugly] obese person that makes me lose my appetite every time I go out to eat. (If you are offended - look yourself in the mirror for the offender.)

Ryan J. More · 05-27-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nixon

Thank you - probably some overweight, borderline [fugly] obese person that makes me lose my appetizer every time I go out to eat. (If you are offended - look yourself in the mirror for the offender.)

Is this fugly person eating your appetizer?

nixon · 05-27-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan J. More

Is this fugly person eating your appetizer?

How did you know?

**** spell checker...

davinci · 05-28-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by nixon

Thank you - probably some overweight, borderline [fugly] obese person that makes me lose my appetizer every time I go out to eat. (If you are offended - look yourself in the mirror for the offender.)

hahahah.,.. I completely agree!!!!!! but let me add.....

smoker, obese, fugly, smelly sweaty and always talking about how skinner you were just up until...blablabal....and under that 80 pounds of lard there was a six pack and that you're starting your work out routine/diet next week....SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!!!!!! and you'll hear the peeps laughing at you swing that fat azz by.

and if this offends you...look in the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!

05-28-2008, 10:47 AM

I smoke in the cockpit, during the walk around, next to the fuel guy while he is fueling, at the gas pump filling up my car, driving my car, having sexual relations with small woodland creatures, girls, and other abnormal beings, in the terminals, the bathrooms, Bterm McD's line, then in the line by the chicago pizza, panchitos line, in the crew room, before, during, after the van, in my motel rooms always, at the pools, in the bar well inside my 12hrs of bottle2throttle, before during and after nailing the flight attendants (females only, and even then sometimes a cigar will do) and I will never take a mint just because you want me to. eat poop and crash.

DUNNTPA · 05-29-2008, 02:18 PM

Interesting post. But I think when someone offers you gum/ments, do a quick check, or think does my breath smell like goat $hit? Perhaps I should take one.

WetPink · 05-29-2008, 08:20 PM

George Carlin on Cigars

k.a.m. · 05-30-2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GOODOLEDAYS1016

I smoke in the cockpit, during the walk around, next to the fuel guy while he is fueling, at the gas pump filling up my car, driving my car, having sexual relations with small woodland creatures, girls, and other abnormal beings, in the terminals, the bathrooms, Bterm McD's line, then in the line by the chicago pizza, panchitos line, in the crew room, before, during, after the van, in my motel rooms always, at the pools, in the bar well inside my 12hrs of bottle2throttle, before during and after nailing the flight attendants (females only, and even then sometimes a cigar will do) and I will never take a mint just because you want me to. eat poop and crash.

Hey, it's GOODOLEDOUCHE douchin' it up again. Keep up the douchin', douche.

05-30-2008, 03:27 PM

of course its me. gotta keep puttin my two pennies in just so you have some thing to do, before you get bumped back to the left seat. wah wah ha
just kidding.