This was a real conversation between the CA and the FA over the intercom during a recent flight. The FA has tattoos, and wants more, and is religious, as is the CA...
CA: Jesus will cry if you get more tattoos.
FA: It's not a sin, there's nothing in the bible against it, I looked!
ME: Uh, I think at press time there were no such things as tattoos...
FA: I know, but God knows everything, and knew there would be tattoos in the future, and if He thought it would be a sin, it would be say so!
I knew I should have just turned off my intercom button when it all started.
McPickle: Just when I thought you could not say anything more ridiculous, you go and make posts like those....
...And TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Scab hater, you're my hero.