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Originally Posted by Suave
I can't imagine that if you do not believe in God what your life must be like. Plain and boring I suppose.
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Yeah, boring all right. I fly jets, ride fast motorcycles, bang a new chick every week (and rarely in the missionary position), gamble, drink myself into drunken stupors, brawl, cut off slow drivers in the fast lane, heckle "aggies", eat meat on fridays, go to hockey games, watch porn, masturbate every chance I get (no hair yet), and guess what:
When I wake up and see some hot score sleeping next to me, a big grin washes across my face as I think about who's going to be there tomorrrow, or next week, or whenever.
I guess plain and boring is in the eye of the beholder.
Maybe I'll have my next score slap me on the a$$ with a bible---maybe she can beat "god" into me. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Give me a friggin break. Plain and boring. Yeah right.