I smoke in the cockpit, during the walk around, next to the fuel guy while he is fueling, at the gas pump filling up my car, driving my car, having sexual relations with small woodland creatures, girls, and other abnormal beings, in the terminals, the bathrooms, Bterm McD's line, then in the line by the chicago pizza, panchitos line, in the crew room, before, during, after the van, in my motel rooms always, at the pools, in the bar well inside my 12hrs of bottle2throttle, before during and after nailing the flight attendants (females only, and even then sometimes a cigar will do) and I will never take a mint just because you want me to. eat poop and crash.
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