Originally Posted by TheTruth

Please,

For the love of god, if you put that tar crap in your mouth and burn it between walkarounds and before the van, and after the van, and before we get the keys, and every other **** time, buy some goddam gum, or mints or altoids.

Oh, and if you simply forgot, accept a mint EVERY time someone offers it. Just because you don't feel like a mint, doesn't mean you shouldn't have one.

If you're old enough to sit in the cockpit, you should already be conscious of the fact that smokers breath smells like ***-tar.