On the plus side, you can now wear a **** that says "Who wants a mustache ride?" and really mean it.
p.s. I was laughing so hard that coffee came out of my nose about the things that happen when you wield the power of the 'stache. I am a creepy lookin dude with the stache. In the words of George Costanza, "I feel like an out of work porn star".
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