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Originally Posted by Roger the Shrubber
yeah
All i can say is: the temptation to shave this monstrosity is high.
It itches.
I am pretty sure that it smells funny.
No chick younger than 45 has even looked in my direction.
I can actually see this thing out of my peripheral vision.
and i seem to look a little too much like a younger version of this guy:
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I'm glad I'm not the only one suffering from these things you guys all speak of. I've been on vacation so I've been able to grow the whole face out for a couple of weeks in a (largely unsuccessful) attempt to disguise the hideousness of my stache.
I also can't open my eyes without seeing it in my periphery, which is annoying. And, I too have become the object of obsession of the older members of the fairer sex, to the point where I've started calling myself "cougarmagnet".
Very keenly looking forward to midnight on April 1st when I can shave off this bloody thing!
I wonder if in the first week of April there'll be a bunch of guys with white upper lips from a lack of sun exposure!?
On a VERY positive note, I'm proud to report that I've raised nearly $200 for the Miller family which makes this whole **** thing well worth it. Thanks to everyone who donated money!