Haha, nope, I found her first fair and square. She's a caring nurturer too. I hope she doesn't find out that all i'm really going to be doing on it is looking at porn...
To the guy who asked about being tech savvy: The "eee" in "eeePC" stand for Easy to use, Easy to learn, Easy to play. So yeah, you could learn how to use it pretty easily. I just followed the instructions on the webside azpilot mentioned to switch it to advanced mode (out of easy mode). It runs in a somewhat windows style format now. A bit different, but if you're used to vista or XP it's not difficult and you can switch it back to easy mode. This thing is really only an internet computer. It's really only good for checking e-mail and surfing the web. If you are looking for a do it all computer, this is not it. But, it does what it's supposed to do and is cheap (not to mention tiny). For me, it was free
