I know you stare at women's boobs alot because you are not tall enough to look them in the eye. Let me guess you think that women only have brown or pink eyes..............
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Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
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